You’re Single for a Reason

Ok, let’s call a spade a spade. Why are you single? Why haven’t you found your dream guy? You’re single for one reason. It’s not luck or fate or the 10 lbs you can never seem to lose. It’s not because all the good guys are taken. If Tom Brady were single, you wouldn’t be with him. It’s not because you can’t afford 7 jeans or a Louis Vitton purse. It’s not because your ass is too small or too big. It’s not because you need to move to San Francisco or Boston or somewhere else where the guys supposedly want to settle down. It’s not because you date assholes or losers (though that’s not helping your cause at all either). It’s not because you don’t go out enough or because you party too much.

It’s because you don’t listen. Or listen to the wrong the people. It’s because you read books like Eat, Love, Pray and watch Gossip Girl or Sex and the City (still?). It’s because you read advice on dating from Vogue or Maire Claire. You buy into crap miracle diets like the South Beach diet or the lemon cleanse. You pay money thinking eHarmony or Match might help. You read advice from Julia Allison or Jezebel.

So listen up. This is going to be the best dating advice you’ve ever heard, from a guy who knows guys and knows a bit about girls. It’s not going to be easy pill to swallow, but you’re going to be surprised how well it works. The best part of it, it’s free. Screw eHarmony and Match. So put down your US Weekly for a couple minutes and be prepared to have your world rocked by Mr. Awesome!